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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4510 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!