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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9465 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
Magic Items Found: | 8518 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!