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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6824 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 5802 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!