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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7933 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!