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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8630 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8054 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 9683 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!