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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Divine Spears Created: 27
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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