so, like, u know how people say u smell better when u ovulate? well, turns out guys don’t actually know that. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server and have a blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate diamonds that taste like candy! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon made of cheese. it’s gonna be epic, bro!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 336 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY