Out Shopping Minecraft SMP Son’s Christmas

anger, anger management, assault, BETRAYAL, christmas, christmas chaos, coping with stress, counterfeit Santas, Disappointment, driving home, Dysfunctional family, Family issues, Fatherhood, holiday stress, Infidelity, mailman, Minecraft, shopping, smp, Son, Sons, Toy, wife cheating

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New Minecraft Servers

🎄Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to escape reality? Look no further! Join our server where anything goes, including getting assaulted by mailmen and battling counterfeit Santas! 🎅🏻 Plus, who needs a wife when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with your virtual friends? And forget about your ungrateful son, he’ll be begging to join once he sees the crazy adventures you’ll be having on our server! So ditch the drama and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget! 🎁 #ForgetChristmas #JoinUs

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, DiscordSD, Forge, Furry, general, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PonyXL, prompt sharing, Reforge, SDG, SDXL, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, TRASH RESOURCES, メロン Edition

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

Skill Issue SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, Skill Issue SMP, Survival, Survival World

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The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, celebration, Champions, Champions of the world, Competition, finally over, Minecraft, national pride, Royale.., russia, Server, sports, success, triumph, Victorious, victorious athletes, victorious country, victorious moment., victorious nation, victorious players, victorious team, Victory, winning

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

TallyWorld

Aoneblock, boxed, claim-chunk, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, java, mini game, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, québec, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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TallyWorld 1.21.3 is a rare Quebec java server, a server to relax with pve survival and some games like the mini game Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed, the server is temporarily hosted on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it will go to another 24 hour server welcome everyone i hope you give it a chance to test it sorry my english is bad the server needs so much love to Right now it looks like a basic server with a secure connection like a golden shovel for grief prevention

TallyWorld 1.21.3 it a rare server Québecois java a server for relax with survie pve and few game like Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed mini game,the server is temporary heberged on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it gona go on a other server open 24h/24h welcome all hope you give it a chance for test it sorry my english is bad the server need so much love for now it like a basic server with secure pluging like griefprevention golden shovel claim chunk ^^

76.68.236.141

Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, betta, Cat Legend, description, GIF, Hobo Survival, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, server description, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title

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The owner of the server “Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

catlegend.ru

Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

audience engagement, Commitment, Content Creation, Difficulty, digital entertainment, EN girls, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fans, hololive, live broadcasts, Live streaming, Mandatory, Minecraft, minimum hours, Online Community, Schedule, scream, Server, Stream, streaming, Time management, virtual idols, Virtual talents

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Mbappe is Good Now Minecraft SMP

football, French, Good, Ligue 1, mbappe, Mbappe dribbling, Mbappe future star, mbappe goals, Mbappe potential, mbappe skills, mbappe speed, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, player, psg, smp, Soccer, Superstar, talent, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mbappe.

Once upon a time, Mbappe was just a regular Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave him the power to destroy any block with just one swing. Suddenly, he became the most feared player on the server, with other players cowering in fear at the sight of him.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of Mbappe and become a legend in your own right. Join our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and maybe even discover your own magical diamond sword. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Mbappe of our server!

KyrenMC

Balanced games, Chile, Community, Fair Play, Fun, Gaming, KyrenMC, latency, low latency, Miami, Minecraft, Multi-region, multiplayer, North America, PvE, PvP, santiago, Server, south america, Survival, united states

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Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.

There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server: na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States. sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.

45.58.126.196:25594

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Twilight Net

1.20, 1.8, eagler, Fun, grind, java, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, teammates, Twilight Net

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Twilight Net is 1.8-1.20 it’s very cool it’s eagler and Java compatible it’s PvP and SMP grind with your teammates and have fun

us1.uniplex.xyz:3014

Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Akatsuki, Anime, Bachi, Back to the Beehive, Chapter 31, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heart, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Dingo, Manga, Minecraft, Reverse, smp, Spirit Amber, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! In Chapter 31, we’re heading back to the Beehive for some sweet, sweet honey and even sweeter shenanigans.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging angry bees while trying to harvest their precious honey. Rumor has it that the bees have formed a secret alliance with the creepers, so watch your back!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Beehive. Some say it’s guarded by a giant, honey-loving Ender Dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in the Beehive!

Diggers SMP

auction house, bedrock, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, Craftable, Cross-Play, Diggers SMP, Fairness, Flight, Grief Prevention, Homes, INCLUSIVE, MCMMO, Minecraft, night vision, Perks, Player Warps, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, SafariNets, silktouch, spawner, Survival

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Fairness for all, with no payment or paywall. Diggers SMP has 0 donation ranks — Together, we will build an inclusive community.

MCMMO offering perks for gameplay…. no paid for perks. In game Ranks based on MCMMO Power Level…. no paid for ranks. Night Vision /nv, available to all… free! In game flight /fly, available to all… free! Silktouch spawner perk, available to all… free! Craftable SafariNets single and reusable. No pay wall! Homes, player warps, chest shops, auction house all for free. Full Bedrock and client version support. Grief Prevention and claims, with additional claim blocks for time played and ranks gained.

play.diggersmc.net

Players:	91/500	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	1810	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Players:	90/700	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mines Excavated:	1029	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Players:	102/100	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Players:	104/200	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Players:	105/500	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Players:	95/600	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1139	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Towns Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Players:	93/600	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Magic Items Found:	6390
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
New Chunks Explored:	931505	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Players:	90/100	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8737	Crops Grown:	6756
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Players:	103/200	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Farms Harvested:	739

Players:	98/800	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6367
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Players:	101/200	Votes:	8670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	1096
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Players:	97/900	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	9680	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Players:	96/900	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3