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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5426 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!