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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8031 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 244 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
