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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5901 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7774 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!