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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 386 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 55 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!