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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5493 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2578 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8216 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 35 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!