Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 284 | Enchantments Applied: | 200 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
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