Orthodox Block Party: It’s LIT & Banned

banned, BLOCK, Church, dominant religion, EOC congregations, Estonia, Estonia’s security, holy war, internal operations, Islamic terrorists, Islamist terrorists, Läänemets, largest church, lit, Moscow, Orthodox, orthodox church, orthodoxy, Party, Patriarchate, Religion, security threat, subordination, Western values, Western world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Estonia banning the Orthodox Church? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world politics! Join us and build your own virtual church without the fear of government interference.

Our server is a safe haven for all religions, even the ones that may be banned in real life. You can create your own religious sect, perform virtual ceremonies, and even start a holy war against other players (in a friendly, non-violent way of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and let your religious freedom run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the virtual pope of Minecraft land.

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1231
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4814	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7935
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Potions Brewed:	152
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Towns Built:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	808	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	302	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	481
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	4808
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3449
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life