join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Potions Brewed: 26
Magic Items Found: 2551 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 281 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

    Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!
    Server Information
    Server Name: Vortex Skies
    Server IP: vortexskies.serverminer.com
    Modpack: SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
    Discord: Join our Discord

    Overview

    Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

    What We Offer:

    • 🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
    • 🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
    • ✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
    • 🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

    How to Join:

    1. Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
    2. Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
    3. Join the fun and start your adventure!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

    A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

    Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

    A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

    Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

    A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

    Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

    A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

    Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

    A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6244 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

    Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    New Chunks Explored: 656766 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

    GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyRedditFAQs

    CraftyRedditFAQs
    Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1857 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

    RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival
    lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Void Gems Collected: 39
    New Chunks Explored: 168924 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Ribbed Dome Craft

    Ribbed Dome Craft
    so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

    u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

    come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Farms Harvested: 642
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

    VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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