join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 136

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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