Are you tired of entitled parents causing a ruckus in your daily life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toddlers can’t pant on your glass while you scoop ice cream! Our virtual cafe is free of middle-aged ladies demanding ice cream and glaring at you for looking out for their child’s safety. Plus, you can work with children without being accused of being a child yourself! Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Runes Activated: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MissileMadnessMC

    MissileMadnessMC
    lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Potions Brewed: 24
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

    UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!
    join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5131 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Dragon Scales Harvested: 307
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9290 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Buildings Constructed: 33

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Animals Bred: 162 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5455 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 9687 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/i-cant-hear-myself-while-talking-on-discord/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 643

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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