Are you tired of entitled parents causing a ruckus in your daily life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toddlers can’t pant on your glass while you scoop ice cream! Our virtual cafe is free of middle-aged ladies demanding ice cream and glaring at you for looking out for their child’s safety. Plus, you can work with children without being accused of being a child yourself! Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3469 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7822 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Emeralds Found: 3943
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6505
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Enchantments Applied: 148
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6714 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Animals Bred: 167
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Animals Bred: 107 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Towns Built: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyMissileWars

    CraftyMissileWars
    Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Magic Items Found: 8218 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8553
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Emeralds Found: 9323

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixel Fish Disco Party

    Pixel Fish Disco Party
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

    our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

    plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

    so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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