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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Void Gems Collected: 24
Dragon Eggs Found: 9267 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magic Items Found: 3203
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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