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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2845 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7847 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter! plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! iron ore sinking below $90? pfft, that’s nothing compared to the madness you’ll find here!