Orchard Express | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mines Excavated:	4938	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈

Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

MeowSMP

Meowsmp, smp, Some possible tags from this Minecraft server could include: – active players – long term – no world resets – discord – fun – SMP server – IP address

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	Brand new SMP server looking for active players who wanna have fun and do whatever. Planned to be up long term aka multiple years. Never going to restart or reset, NO WORLD RESETS.
IP Address	https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it just started tonight.
Are world resets planned?	No, there will be no world resets.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to be up long term, potentially multiple years.
What type of server is it?	It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Where can I find the server IP?	The IP address can be found in the discord: https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

Iron Mouse Kingdom 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, art, Chatting, Clips, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, Iron, Ironmouse, Kingdom, Mouse, online personality, Rivals, streaming, Subnautica, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server that’s all about Ironmouse, the queen of streaming! She’s probably out there wrecking rivals and exploring the depths of Subnautica as we speak. If you wanna join the party, this is the place to be, fam. We talk all things Ironmouse and her epic streams, so if you ain’t about that, then peace out. But if you’re down for some lit content, check out her Twitch, YouTube, clips, VODS, TikTok, Twitter, and more! It’s a whole vibe, trust me. So come hang with us and let’s get this party started! #IronmouseGang #MinecraftMadness

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	9924
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	140
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3437
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Crops Grown:	9783	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	64
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀

Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	44598	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	8920	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Emeralds Found:	4236	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	8490	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Endless Legions Commanded:	44