| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1899 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Star Shards Collected: | 165 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Potions Brewed: | 98 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4588 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 79 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4058 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Votes: | 8096 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2800 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2252 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9996 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Farms Harvested: | 407 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6979 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3236 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4607 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 980 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1489 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4575 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 205 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9388 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6422 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 540492 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 4057 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1748 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7044 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 368 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 995 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4961 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 127 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 98 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
