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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4032 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 144 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing older than our players is the blocks they mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive anger, mood swings, and unexpected twists and turns just like caring for your elderly parents in your 20s!
We promise a gaming experience like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through challenges just like our players navigated through their formative years with older parents. Build your own virtual support system and make sure to have things put in place so you don’t end up caring for your fellow players in their golden years.
So come on, join us on this crazy journey and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a life lesson in the making! And if anyone calls you an asshole for speaking the truth, just block them like you would a creeper in the night. See you in the game, adventurer!
