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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	1456	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6316
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	317	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Votes:	9746
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4533

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Potions Brewed:	167	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crops Grown:	9741

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Towns Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4761	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games