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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

bloodmc.joingame.network

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Animals Bred:	110
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	805

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	337
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Animals Bred:	94
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Void Armor Forged:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2438	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7277	Star Shards Collected:	63
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net