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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ores Mined:	8527
Zombie Dances:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	5989
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Items Found:	6910	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4629	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3896	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchantments Applied:	298	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	58	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

mc.mineverso.com