OniCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	90	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Secret Passages Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	313220	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	2699	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3494
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Votes:	2130
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchantments Applied:	267

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5941

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	6349
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Items Found:	8570
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life