Omnius gaming | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	New Chunks Explored:	528620
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3006	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	5557
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ores Mined:	2924	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1742
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7100
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Votes:	8139	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	2524
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Potions Brewed:	50

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	5281	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8411	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2