Welcome to the most omniscient Minecraft server in the universe! Join us as we explore the depths of phantom currents and hypersentientomniscience while wearing the latest omnilingerie!
Our server is so advanced, we make Star Wars look like child’s play. With our omniphones and timetravel capabilities, we are at least millions of years ahead of the competition. And don’t worry, I promise not to have sex with anyone who isn’t one of my wives.
Join us as we develop omnicities and omnicrafts beyond your wildest dreams. We control the light with every color imaginable, and we even have a massive bed to support us in our sleeping ways.
So come on over for a sleepover anytime you want, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember, Christ is not just King, but God Emperor King Universe Supreme in this crazy world we’ve created.
