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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2791	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	494	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5855
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9398	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Items Found:	8994	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4312	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Potions Brewed:	167
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4380	Dimension Hops:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	121
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	7390
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8757
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	106/600	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9422	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0