Old McDonald had an arcaneSMP, E-I-E-I-O! On this server, we have fun and play, E-I-E-I-O!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	155

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	New Chunks Explored:	359645

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ores Mined:	5721	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Animals Bred:	114	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Farms Harvested:	712	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	475
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	2722

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	909	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	1402	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	4031

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Old McDonald had an arcaneSMP, E-I-E-I-O! On this server, we have fun and play, E-I-E-I-O!

Welcome to arcaneSMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Shopping District & Community:

What does arcaneSMP have?

How does whitelisting work?

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CraftyCreeperz

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BlockyBrexitTrading

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Green Orgasm Glow

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Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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CristLand

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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

Is joining the Discord required?

What kind of events do you host?

What are some of the plugins you use?

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StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

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MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

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ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

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PagingDisasterMC

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Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Emeralds Found:	4340	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2