Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magic Items Found: 8521

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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