OhanaCraff | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	150
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5336
Void Armor Forged:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5897	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2517
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	132

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6632
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	180	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2448	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Potions Brewed:	194
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	149	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	1980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Enchantments Applied:	253	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3856
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Animals Bred:	56
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	113
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	184
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	2559
Emeralds Found:	1275	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2