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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8899	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4357	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Button Land

PvP

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ores Mined:	6243	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

McGroove Unlimited

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Gaming server

Survival

Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!