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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Down Under Survival

Economy Based, Limited PVP, Friendly Admins, Prism Protected, Regular Serverwide Skype and Teamspeak Chats

We are a new server that was created by 3 admins who were sick of the corrupt administration we had witnessed on previous servers. We regularly hold server wide skype and teamspeak chats and have a up and running economy that allows players the freedom to set up their own shops. Due to the varied schedules of the admins, the server will be moderated most, if not all the time. Feel free to ask the admins for more details if you have any questions about anything

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fieldcraft

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8301	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Buid-Hive – The Walls

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VumCraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Farms Harvested:	850	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	406725	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	664

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.