Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Loli Thread Minecraft SMP

    Loli Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip

    RV Minecraft SMP Roadtrip
    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft world? Do you dream of living in an RV and driving it around the country like a true nomad? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bullied and insulted on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow cute and nice players! Our community is filled with fluffy bunnies and rainbow unicorns who will shower you with compliments and virtual hugs. Join us for a magical experience where the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 176
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • /Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP

    /Tactical/ – Tactical Vtubers: Enlist Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most tactically-themed Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for epic battles, strategic alliances, and firearm enthusiast vtubers like you’ve never seen before!

    Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.

    But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.

    So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server

    Jujutsu Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, Yuji won. Who is Yuji, you ask? Oh, just the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken named Clucky.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 207
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

    Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Cookie’s Bustle, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits.

    Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.

    So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gloomy Minecraft Server

    Gloomy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling gloomy and in need of some virtual companionship? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Guess Minecraft SMP

    Guess Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the impending doom of post-election chaos! Our server is like a magical realm where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual feast. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total diva and loves to put on fashion shows for the players. So, if you want to witness a dragon strutting down the runway in the latest diamond armor, this is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world of blocky adventures.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CherryMine Free admin / free Minecraft server

    CherryMine Free admin / free Minecraft server

    Welcome to the server with free donation, a server without admins and very few rules, to get a free donation write /free and /hack

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 New Chunks Explored: 516512
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Ruv Black Pipo Minecraft Server

    Ruv Black Pipo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the pigs are pink, the cows can fly, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rare and elusive black pipo! Why do they ruv black pipo, you ask? Because these mysterious creatures drop diamonds instead of pork chops! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds or just hunt down some black pipo for some bling bling loot.

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary black pipo, build insane structures with our unlimited resources, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down and see why everyone is raving about our server – because who wouldn’t ruv black pipo and all the craziness that comes with it?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can hunt for treasures and riches beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get me started on our All Saints’ Wake event – it’s spook-tacular!

    But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. From Saturday Morning Cartoons to Tokusatsu Watch Parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And let’s not forget about our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a real scream!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even run into a friendless loser meetup or two. See you there, fellow gamers!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers, LazuLight drama, and OBSYDIA shenanigans.

    Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the chaos reigns supreme. ILUNA is the land of mystery, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds.

    But wait, there’s more! TTT is where you’ll find the bravest warriors, Denauth is where the adventure begins, and our Teamup schedule will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget about our Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous section for some extra spice!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP

    Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old face? Want to spice things up with some hilarious faceswaps but can’t because they’ve blocked it on the Face app? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special plugin that allows you to faceswap with any block in the game! That’s right, you can have a creeper face, a diamond block face, or even a dirt block face! Join us and unleash your inner blockhead in the most epic faceswapping adventure ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane feature!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Tragic Love Minecraft Server

    Tragic Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic love story of OOT Zelda and Link unfold right before your very eyes. Will they finally confess their feelings for each other or will Ganon ruin everything once again? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, we have custom-built dungeons that are so challenging, even the most hardcore gamers will break a sweat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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