Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	260	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7312	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	58	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1924	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5850

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	513	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7944	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Star Shards Collected:	105	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	53	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.