Official LanceTheLance Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Emeralds Found:	790
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4710
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	732	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	810	Divine Spears Created:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ores Mined:	5932
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Items Found:	2025
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	4847	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Farms Harvested:	373	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8711	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Emeralds Found:	8589	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	8704
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	8319	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	3937
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2