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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Emeralds Found:	6437
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	4227	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Dragon Eggs Found:	9685

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6803	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Void Armor Forged:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2614
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	23379	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Emeralds Found:	7030	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Star Shards Collected:	276	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	117	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Dragon Eggs Found:	3648
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	170

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Emeralds Found:	4444

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

Players:	99/100	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Votes:	3105
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1