Obsessing Over Moot Minecraft SMP – Killing Myself

acceptance, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, Emotional healing, killing, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moot, moving on, Obsessing, seeking help, self harm, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Therapy, toxic relationships, unhealthy fixation, unrequited love

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3237	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Enchantments Applied:	160
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all your time obsessing over moot and feeling down because he will never be yours? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of building and crafting distract you from your moot-induced woes.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about moot. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a date with a virtual moot look-alike NPC! Who needs the real moot when you can have a pixelated version, am I right?

So come on, stop moping around and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find that virtual moot is even better than the real thing!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	25

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Secret Passages Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4948	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	2459	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	303	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	427180
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mines Excavated:	3792	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Buildings Constructed:	49
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!