ObsessedGamerMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	8142
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Potions Brewed:	71

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	4787
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FriendshipCraft: ToughLoveGoneWrong

AA!, alcoholism, brother, coping mechanism, Country, depression, despondent, discord notifications, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Group Chats, hair loss, Hurricane Helene, Inappropriate Behavior, Loss, love, Marriage, Online Community, Support, tough love, ToughLoveGoneWrong, weight gain

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TeenTipz Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, Communication, Decision making, education, Experience, future planning, growing up, guidance, knowledge, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, teenagers, TeenTipz, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	420	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!

CraftyNotGenius

CraftyNotGenius, Delusion, fake genius, false perception, fraud, GENIUS, GIFTED, impostor syndrome, intelligence, Misconception, misidentified, misinterpreted, misjudged, Mislabeled, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, overestimated, Perception, pseudo-genius, talent

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	6011

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

BlockyLove, Boredom, boredom in relationships, Communication, desire, emotional connection, Intimacy, intimacy issues, long-term relationships, lower satisfaction, relationship dynamics, relationship fulfillment., relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, research, sex life, Sexual boredom, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!

Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

1.21.2, alcohol, chia seeds, Edamame, estrogen, flax oil, flaxseed, Forbidden, hormone, hormone therapy, isoflavones, licorice root, Medications, miso, mutilation, natural hormone therapy, overweight, resveratrol, sesame oil, sesame seed, tempeh, TESTOSTERONE, Tofu, trump, wine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	8840
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!

LootinLlamas Minecraft SMP

LootinLlamas, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	5

OMG guys, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you will be like, instantly transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and win! And the best part is, the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him hidden in the enchanted forest! So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #Yolo #MinecraftMagic #PigsCanFly

PixelPimpin’Papi

attraction, characteristics, Charm, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guy, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Like.., Masculinity, Personality, PixelPimpinPapi, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Traits, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	1817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4