Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

Achieve, AMBITION, aspirations, career, Commitment, Dedication, Duty, fulfillment, goals, Job, Life, Living, LolCraft, motivation, OBLIGATION, obligatory, Optional, perseverance, purpose, RESPONSIBILITY, STRIVE, success, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Towns Built:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Enchantments Applied:	249	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5853	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Votes:	1205	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	752	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	5792	Emeralds Found:	1312
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2241	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Votes:	1429

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Spears Created:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Void Armor Forged:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	118
Votes:	4568	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	82	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Potions Brewed:	108	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	9230

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Emeralds Found:	6616	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2724	Alien Abductions:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3785
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6920	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/400	Votes:	395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!