Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers with shitty UI and zero mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, it’ll make you want to go back to playing Runescape! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, lag spikes, and random explosions that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them)! Our server is so chaotic, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next – maybe a herd of creepers will start breakdancing or a flock of chickens will rise up and overthrow the players. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Or don’t, we won’t judge if you run back to Runescape crying.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Wake Up Minecraft Server

    Wake Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, players wake up in mass every day! It’s like a giant slumber party, but with blocks and creepers.

    Join us for the most epic 4 years of your Minecraft life. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens. Or perhaps you’ll be chosen as the chosen one to defeat the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a descent (pun intended) time like no other. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • xAI Crypto Token Minecraft SMP

    xAI Crypto Token Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy! Yes, you heard that right, llamas are the true rulers of our server and they will stop at nothing to make sure you have a good time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, they will grant you three wishes! Just be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a castle made entirely out of cheese.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Donald Trump himself! He may have lost the election, but he’s a winner in our hearts and he believes that our server has the potential to go to the moon and back. So why wait? Join now for just 10 cents and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Obelisk Oasis – Minecraft Server

    Obelisk Oasis – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers with shitty UI and zero mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, it’ll make you want to go back to playing Runescape! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, lag spikes, and random explosions that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them)! Our server is so chaotic, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next – maybe a herd of creepers will start breakdancing or a flock of chickens will rise up and overthrow the players. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Or don’t, we won’t judge if you run back to Runescape crying.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Relevant Minecraft SMP Scene

    Relevant Minecraft SMP Scene
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village over who has the best looking sheep? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find it and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive Ender Dragon with a stack of carrots?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, nothing is off limits.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NEETs Minecraft Server: Work Day Escape

    NEETs Minecraft Server: Work Day Escape
    Are you tired of being a NEET and doing nothing all day while your friends are out there conquering the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal boredom! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, battle against hordes of evil chickens armed with enchanted feather dusters, and build the most ridiculous structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Election Sway Minecraft SMP

    Election Sway Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the craziest election scandal in gaming history! Rumor has it that one player tried to bribe the others with stacks of diamonds to secure their victory as server president. But did he sway the election /b/? You’ll have to join to find out and maybe even uncover more wild scandals along the way. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Yu-Gi-Oh! Nostalgia Minecraft Server

    Yu-Gi-Oh! Nostalgia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dueling with boring old cards in Yu-Gi-Oh!? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where every block is a different card from the Yu-Gi-Oh! universe. Want to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to protect your base? No problem! Need to activate Mirror Force to defend against a creeper attack? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dueling arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner of these duels will be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft Pharaoh!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure where Yu-Gi-Oh! meets Minecraft in the most unexpected way. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary Exodia set hidden deep within the mines. Duel on, duelist!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

    Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy
    Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

    Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Commander Minecraft Server

    Crafty Commander Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright crazy server you’ll ever encounter!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

    Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues
    Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • > Install Game Minecraft SMP

    > Install Game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

    And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

    Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

    But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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