Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers with shitty UI and zero mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, it’ll make you want to go back to playing Runescape! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, lag spikes, and random explosions that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them)! Our server is so chaotic, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next – maybe a herd of creepers will start breakdancing or a flock of chickens will rise up and overthrow the players. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Or don’t, we won’t judge if you run back to Runescape crying.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Crops Grown: 4426
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • > Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP

    > Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your house on fire because you tried to cook a chicken with a lava bucket. Or how about the time when a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the server and chaos ensued?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mommy” faction, where players must address each other as “mommy” at all times. It’s a weird and wacky world where anything can happen, from building giant statues of potatoes to staging epic battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 317199 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Titan Attack Minecraft Server

    Titan Attack Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, humans are basically lifted entirely from Attack on Titan! That’s right, you can swing around like a badass with your 3D maneuver gear and take down giant mobs like a pro.

    Join our server for the chance to live out your wildest Attack on Titan fantasies. Build your own Titan-proof fortress, team up with other players to take down colossal Titans, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the walls (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of blocks).

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Titan-slaying warrior! Just watch out for any sneaky Titans trying to take a bite out of you while you’re mining for diamonds.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Spanish in America Minecraft SMP

    Spanish in America Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers dancing to Despacito!

    Our server is like a wild fiesta where the only rule is to have fun. We have a secret underground taco shop where you can trade emeralds for the spiciest tacos in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

    But beware, there’s a mischievous bandit named El Cactus who roams the server stealing everyone’s precious diamonds. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the bounty of emeralds and tacos he’s hoarded?

    So grab your maracas and join us for a wild ride on this insane Minecraft SMP. Vamonos amigos, let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • McSquad server Minecraft

    McSquad server Minecraft

    On this server you will find kind admins, as well as vanilla survival.The server is just starting to open, so you can attend the opening of season 1One of the advantages of our server is a large and adequate admin staffWe recommend joining our telegram or discord:https://t.me/+le3jnT9QdABlNDhi

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 198 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Ores Mined: 4114 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of coomers and gooners ruining your Minecraft experience with their depraved fetishes? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all degenerate porn-addicts from beating their meat to disgusting content. Watch as they spiral into depression and contemplate their life choices. It’s a sight to behold! Join now for a wholesome, coomer-free Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • This is My Cute Little Sister Minecraft SMP

    This is My Cute Little Sister Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about my cute little sister. She’s actually a master builder in disguise, creating epic structures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the Nether portal. Plus, she’s got a pet creeper named Fluffy who loves to cuddle (just watch out for the explosions). So if you want to join a server where you’ll never know what to expect next, come join us and meet my adorable little sister and her explosive companion!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft Server

    Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! In this crazy world, a message arrived in a dream and now we’re on a mission to conquer the darkest of nights! Join us for epic events like the Parade of Stars, Gifts of Sea Breeze, and the Lollo Campaign (whatever that is)! Plus, we have emotes that will make you LOL and codes to unlock secret treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the Wuwa family!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP

    The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

    Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos. And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’ve formed their own dance troupe and are performing Thriller every night in the town square.

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have the time of your life, join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

    Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Murai No Koi Minecraft Server

    Murai No Koi Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience some wild adventures and unexpected twists! Join us for some male bonding like you’ve never seen before, and watch out for some crazy NTR drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. So come on in and see what surprises await you – just make sure the Muraibros don’t catch wind of what’s going on!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

    Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

    But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

    And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 280 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Libtard’s Minecraft Server

    Libtard’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KDE Connect Minecraft SMP

    KDE Connect Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of chickens armed with diamond swords and a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying creepers. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you can find his secret stash of enchanted golden apples, he will grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to pack some extra armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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