so, like, this server is like totally bonkers, man. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. like, seriously, this guy is totally nuts for building all this stuff.

we got world leaders and even Erdogan himself trying to get in on the action, but sorry dude, you gotta join the server like everyone else. we even got Israeli leaders condemning Erdogan’s threats to enter our server, like chill out bro, just hit that join button.

if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they’re the real threat here.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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