| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3582 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1904 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 60 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2448 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
