Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Quickland

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Farms Harvested:	423
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JCEarth

Earth

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	234
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78
Zombie Dances:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	443446
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dimension Hops:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Animals Bred:	61

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	4072	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Void Armor Forged:	27
Farms Harvested:	838	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Star Shards Collected:	103
Emeralds Found:	1102	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.