Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Camomile SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vulcan SMP

Faction, Factions, Factionwars, PvP, smp, Survival

Hello! Welcome to a NEW 1.20.2 Factions server -> Vulcan SMP.

Vulcan SMP utilizes many of the best plugins available. We have custom enchants, auctions, ranks, levels, jobs, and even chat games!!

Vulcan is just starting out, but hopefully we can build Vulcan SMP Factions to become one of the biggest!

The IP Address for our server is “vulcansmp.cc”

Discord: https://discord.com/MkQhtvZVjz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchantments Applied:	184	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TrickyPrison

Prison

Need a great new prison server? Like pvp? Like a challenge? Then TrickyPrison must be the prison server for you. It has many different unique things about it. Here are some reasons why you should join our very unique prison server.

– Great Community – Truly Lag Free – 24/7 – Dedicated – Great Guards – Hacks are blocked such as X-ray and flying

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Items Found:	6836
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Doeballs Tiny Amplified Island

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.2, connect from any version thanks to our ViaVersion plugin! A little self hosted server with a tiny community! The server aims to be completely vanilla with just two twists: -The terrain is amplified, to give you more vertical space to explore -The slowly growing worldborder is extremely small, forcing you to live together! Join the discord if you want, a small furry community where we chat and share art. You are welcome even if you are just here for minecraft though! With coreprotect installed, you can feel safe knowing your builds are backed up and can not be griefed. Anyone is welcome, as long as they are kind to all and willing to follow the simple rules. Come build with us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanguard SMP

Contentcreation, Contentcreatorserver, Minecraftserver, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaserver, Vanillasurvival

A PVP/PVE server, where we are looking for fighters and builders alike!

Join the war between the east and the west rn

or build in a secluded area away from all the chaos

its all up to you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	2205
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Star Shards Collected:	178	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Aether Realm [MC 1.7.10]

Aether, Aetherlegacy, challenge

Pure Aether multiplayer experience with an enhanced version of the Aether mod (previously known as the Aether Legacy) for Minecraft Forge 1.7.10.

Only 1 mod is required to be installed on the client in order to join the server:The Aether 1.7.10 1.1.1 Rivoreo revision 5You can simply download the binary package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5.jar, or if you want to build it from source, download the source code package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5-src.tar.bz2.

The server numeric address is currently 116.113.133.9, in case the domain name didn’t resolve correctly.

Feedbacks are welcome.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UberMC.net

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

GTA (Grand Theft Auto)—————– Prison Dwarves vs Zombies——————— Creative PVPOP ——————————————-Cops and Robbers Super Craft Bros—————————–SkyWars SkyBlock—————————————–PirateCraft Minecraft Hunger Games—————Factions COD Infected (Guns)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ZelzNet

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Cracked survival server in construction of other hubs Cracked IP (For eaglerCraft) wss://edu.vynova.net/zelznet

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5670
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Beanstock SMP

Custombosses, Customenchants, Customweapons, Giantwarzone, Landclaims, PvP, Pvpraiding, Survival

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW SMP!

The Beanstock SMP is a group of Streamers, Youtubers, and friends trying to create the perfect SMP. We include the community in streams, videos, and fun events to bring the server together. Come join our discord and meet some new freinds!

– A simplified shop with only the essentials– Custom Weapons! SUPER BALANCED, NO crazy abilities NO high damage! FUN PVP– 25 Custom Minecraft Bosses!– 10 New Duel arenas with pro pvp kits– A new store, with new ranks– Strong Anti-Cheat– THIS IS A FRESH SERVER, don’t fall behind on the action– Claim Lands and protect your creations!– Raid enemy lands with claim busters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MagicaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

With spells, classes, custom plugins, and more, MagicaCraft sets the standard in being one of the most revolutionary server experiences in the history of Minecraft. Its unique features including 24/7 lag-free hosting, friendly professional staff, completely unique biomes, and epic builds, truly make MagicaCraft an epic way to play factions. With 4 unique classes to choose from, almost 50 different abilities, and many custom plugins, MagicaCraft truly allows you to play the way you want to. Come and immerse yourself in one of the greatest servers Minecraft has ever seen and play with thousands of other satisfied players. I guarantee you, there are endless hours of fun ahead of you. Join now: Play.MagicaCraft.Net

MagicaCraft has been operating for almost 3 years! http://www.magicacraft.net

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	296	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TFMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

discord.gg/tfmc

Embark on a TFMC Adventure! Are you ready to immerse yourself in a captivating realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than TFMC – where your wildest Minecraft Roleplay dreams come to life!

Forge Your Destiny Unleash your creativity and become a master of your chosen profession! Will you be the revered Smith, crafting legendary weapons that shape wars? Or perhaps the skilled Fletcher, arming your allies with precision-crafted bows? The choices are yours, and the realm awaits your mark.

Unveil the Portal Ready to take the plunge into an unrivaled Minecraft Roleplay experience? Join us on discord.gg/tfmc Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Aknotl

Battles, BUILD, Conquering, Custompack, Exploration, Gobold, Lore, Medieval, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaycraft, Semiroleplay, Semirp, Texturepack, Timeline, Wiki, world

Come and discover Aknotl!

A medieval World-Build server where each player participates in creating a unique story!

The server is based on several ideas:

medieval worldbuild RP where

Aknotl is fortunate to benefit from a mature (20 years and over) and friendly community where trust and good humor reign.

Discord – Site Web – Dynmap – IP: Aknotl.fr

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	404	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Great Beyond – Prominence II RPG

Economy, Modded, Prominence, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Define your own journey and play your way as your explore the latest Minecraft RPG modpack; Prominence II RPG. You can delve into a new storyline: The Void’s Invasion, forge your own weapons and armour and build and develop fantastic machines and escape to other planets with Create and Ad Astra. This modpack is stuffed with magic, exploration, combat and tech – it’s up to you how to play!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Whiskey Outpost

Whiskey Outpost is a group of servers that provide the following experiences:

Survival (whiskeycraft.net)

* Full economy * MCmmo/Jobs/Classes/Quests * Separate mining world * Towns and personal areas

Creative (cr.whiskeycraft.net)

* Personal (unlimited / free) plots for building

Pvp (pvp.whiskeycraft.net)

* Factions + Factions plus * Arenas (capture the flag, team deathmatch, spleef) – will be re-added soon! * Hunger Games – will be re-added soon! (SG3 is the current map, more will follow.)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineLift

PvP, Survival Games

Minelift is a more prison boxpvp server, where you can increasingly improve your armor and arsenal and thus fight with all your enemies as well as having fun with many more players. The server IP is minelift.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.