Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	284
Divine Spears Created:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6749	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4218	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Cereal Bowl

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Enchantments Applied:	125

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ClamityFurs

Survival

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	262
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.