Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

A’therys Ascended

A’Therys Ascended is a Rp/PvP server utilizing the Heroes plugin alongside towny. We offer a active forums with in depth lore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2002
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Forever Defeat

Forever Defeat – Faction pvp economy shops mcmmo!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DarthCraft

Economy, Survival

JOIN AT PLAY.DARTHCRAFT.NET

DarthCraft is a non-PVP, survival and family-friendly server with a longstanding community focus. Players have established a great community, admins have become experienced and hosts have mastered server stability over our 4.5 years of 24/7 operation – because of this you can expect a great experience! You can join us in game and on our forums. We have players who enjoy DarthCraft from all over the world without lag – some even from Israel and many from America, allowing you to widen your understanding of different cultures.

Getting Started Because of DarthCraft’s community focus, new players are welcomed and members will be happy to assist you in getting started. DarthCraft does not tolerate griefing, and we have many skilled staff who will help by rolling back any damage caused by other players. Plugins such as McMMO, as well as the currency system enable players to strive to be the best, causing a fun competitiveness throughout the server. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t want to engage with the community, you are also welcome at DarthCraft – There is no pressure to get involved.

Inner Workings & Specs DarthCraft’s inner workings are a great balance between features, stability and reliability. We have a range of well-established plugins like Essentials, LWC & McMMO. We have Server Shops and Grief controls & rollback utilities to keep your buildings safe. We have three highly experienced hosts who have been managing Minecraft servers for years with lots of programming experience, this allows us to develop plugins and have control over our server. The server is powered by cutting edge technology, a Dell PowerEdge R730 – which has two insane 16 core Xeon processors (E5 2640 V3), 192GB of DDR4 RAM and is powered by a SSD for fast loading times. We’re connect with a 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection with state of the art DDoS protection. This allows us to deliver an experience with no lag. • Dell PowerEdge R730 • 2x 16 Core Xeon E5 2640 V3 Processors • 192GB of DDR4 RAM • SSD for fast loading • 1 Gigabit bi-directional connection • State of the art DDoS protection

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftPinas

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Looking for a classic Filipino minecraft server ? Well here it is ! CraftPinas Network will bring you the best faction experience RPG / Mmorpg Style Factions with Leveling System. Come and Join us now ! Tara to the Filipinos ! Let’s fly the Philippine flag !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arcator MC1

Arcator (pronounced: ɑrkətɔr) is a multi-server, UK-based Minecraft network. We offer a friendly, social environment and pretty decent admins, and we also have an absolute zero tolerance policy on griefing.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	368
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RazorPvP

RazorPvP is minecraft with a little twist. The object of RazorPvP is to defeat as many people as you can and be rewarded while doing it with our economy system. On RazorPvP we have a very colorful map for you to play on. It consist of a Snow biome, Nether Biome, City Biome and Mushroom Biome. You can go Hide deep in the forest or even in the deep dark caves and last but not least the huge skyscrapers. You can join RazorPvP at mc.razorpvp.ca

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crops Grown:	2897

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

aristocracy

We Are A Loving Server Trying to Get Ready And Sail To Heaven You Can join If You Want its up To You Cya ^_^

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

Active, Community, Economy, hermitcraft, Semivanilla, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

APPLY HERE

About Us

Our Values

Builders or people

Some of Our Features

Vanilla Tweaks, including Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.Discord Linking, you can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server.Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.Player Shops, including a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	9447
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2575
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lifecraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MinecraftSMP

Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

QNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Play with your friends against other players and create your own Faction. Improve your mcMMO stats and Create your private Island with on Skyblock and invite friends to Survival together on your island.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Resort Islands of Misfit

We are a fun server with factions , survivalgames , warhub , mobarena , and spleef. We hope to see you on! 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EldoronCraft

EldoronCraft is an RPG Survival server using grief prevention and stuff like Citizens2. RPG plugins: mcMMO and Citizens. The admins try to be as helpfull as we can and hope you will have fun on this smal little server! oh, and theres no pvp :/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AllPurposePvP

*PVP*FACTIONS*LOTTERY*MOB-ARENA*NO-LAG*SPLEEF*AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ModernEmpire

ModernEmpire is the unusual Minecraft server in the way that it is an anti-grief, PVP and Hunger Games server all in one server. The anti-grief server is self explanatory no griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. is allowed in this world. To enforce this no griefing rule we have a plugin called CoreProtect which is a similar plugin to Hawkeye and LogBlock. In the PVP world griefing, stealing, raiding, etc. are all allowed. ModernEmpire is 100% 24/7 and it is VERY unusual for a reboot or the server shutting down. We have a very friendly staff who will help you with everything that is within their power. ModernEmpire also has unlimited slots so you never have to worry about the server getting full. The Hunger Games server is has basically no rules other than no hacking so you can do whatever you want while in an arena.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Towns Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.