Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6767
Crops Grown:	4412	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ethicraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mines Excavated:	3189	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Murica

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DusDavidGames

De DDG server .

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Wildcat Survival

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Love Letters Sent:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SkyyLands

Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5814
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

kazzolina

“AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

-snoopy

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PaxArtfex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

PvP, Survival

Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	8760	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.